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catchatoad




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Never pet a burning dog!

I thought it might help some on here!



kensafishin
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Hot dog....... thats a good one.
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never wipe your nose with the hooky side of velcro either
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Don't put your finger where you wouldn't put your face..
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Whaddaya mean I hurt your feelings?
I didn't know you had any feelings...
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Don't pee into the wind.



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Edmond Oklahoma

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Never play poker with a guy named Louie.
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Don't worry Ma'am....
I'm only here for the Bass.

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Don't eat yellow snow.
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Never trust a fart


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Never fart in Church or you'll sit in your our pew.
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Irving Texas

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Never play leapfrog with a uniocorn


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waynesville nc

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Don't pee on a electric fence
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West Jefferson NC

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When you get a round tiut your going to be busy for a pretty good while

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Serenity is falling asleep in the boat while getting a bite
I made it to the lake, unloaded at the ramp, got to the fishing hole and ran out of knowledge.

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And the # 1 way for a man to die with all his money in his pocket.


Never eat anything that is not cooked.

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Man who goes to bed with sex on mind wakes up with problem in hand.
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Never interupt your wife when she is yelling at you.
Never let your wife drive the boat.
Never let your wife back you down the boat ramp.
Never let your wife see just how much it costs to go fishing...always pay cash.
Never let your wife "sit in" at the poker table.
Never say "okay" to your wife if you didn't hear what she said.
Never, ever agree to drive your wife and her girlfriends "shopping".
Never let the wife drive the motorhome. Especially over bridges, in traffic.
Remember this always...your wife is also your ex-girlfriend. Think about it.
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When people haven't a clue as to what is going on...
they criticize the ones that do.

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WESTFIELD MA

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If this rain keeps up.... it won`t come down
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If your'e a plumber always remember:

don't bite your nails.
crap flows downhill.
payday is Friday.

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Hot's on the left and cold's on the right.

Habby

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Don't fry bacon in the nude
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Edmond Oklahoma

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...and you don't mess around with Jim.
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Don't worry Ma'am....
I'm only here for the Bass.

jseasor
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so when you gut hook one, reach up under the last gill and pull the eye of the hook down and out toward the gill as far as possible? then...reach down in with a set of pliers and pull the hook loose? sounds too easy

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When you sit down at the poker table and you don't see any suckers, you know you are the only sucker sitting there.
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Love many, Trust few, and All ways paddle your on canoe
 


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