After a long night of lovemaking the man notices a picture of another man on the nightstand and immediately starts to worry. So he asks..Is this your husband? No! she replies. Is it your brother? she says 'No silly' while nibbling away at his ear. Is it your Dad' ? No! she says. You're so sexy when you're jealous Lovemuffin ! Well, just who the hell is IT then? She says 'It's me before the surgery'...
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have these three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to practice neither."