A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the steet when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Luckily the babies and Mom were ok, but the surgeon decides to leave the bullets in since surgery would be too risky. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son. 16 years pass and then one day a daughter runs into the room in tears. The Mom askes her what's wrong. The daughter says ' I was taking a tinkle and this bullet comes out ' ! The Mom explains what had happened 16 years ago and this calms her down. About a week later the second daughter runs in to the room in tears and says 'Mom I was taking a tinkle and this bullet comes out!. So Mom once again repeats what had happened 16 tears ago and the second daughter calms down to. Well another few weeks pass and the son comes running into the room in tears. The Mom says 'I know you were taking a tinkle and a bullet comes out!' The son says ' No. I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!'
